UGH CANADIENS BRUINS GAME 7

SPORT HORSE BACK, TALKING ABOUT GAME SEVEN.

SPORT HORSE DOES NOT WANT TO ACTUALLY RECAP GAME 7. SORRY CLAM BLOG FOLKS. TOO DEPRESSING. I MEAN MONTREAL SCORED 3 MINUTES IN, AND DESPITE ROUGHLY SIX HUNDRED AND THREE CHANCES, BRUINS JUST CANNOT TIE IT. STUPID 3RD PERIOD PENALTY ON JOHNNY BOYCHUCK AND THAT WAS IT, CANADIENS SCORED 3RD GOAL AND IT WAS JUST OVER.

SPORT HORSE IS MOROSE TODAY. IT NOT END OF WORLD, BUT TEAM SO GOOD ALL YEAR AND TRY SO HARD AND STILL NOT WIN. THAT IS LIFE THOUGH IS IT NOT? IT ALL ONE BIG MAELSTROM OF UNFAIRNESS AND CHAOS. SOME WIN IT ALL AND SOME LOSE. EVEN THE MIGHTIEST OF MEN FALL BEFORE THEIR TIME. BUT SPORT HORSE NOT WANT TO GET PHILOSOPHICAL. NOT SPORT HORSE WAY.

SPORT HORSE DREAMS OF THIS MOMENT EVERY NIGHT.

SPORT HORSE DREAMS OF THIS MOMENT EVERY NIGHT.

THERE A REASON EVERYONE HATE MONTREAL HERE. FOR REASONS LIKE THIS (FROM TODAY’S GLOBE AND MAIL):

“As the game played in Boston came to an end, even Montreal police officers stationed on Ste-Catherine Street pumped their fists in celebration. Outside the Bell Centre after the game, someone put a Bruins jersey on a hockey stick and set it on fire as people began stomping on it.”

IT LIKE THEY STOMP ON SPORT HORSE HEART.

OH WELL, NEXT YEAR. NOW SPORT HORSE RECAP RANDOM RED SOX GAMES. OVER AND OUT. AS ALWAYS IF U NEED ME, EMAIL ASKSPORTHORSE@GMAIL.COM

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