The Gloucester Clam’s Beach Awards

The kids are back in school, the tourists are noticeably fewer, and it’s the end of beachgoing season, almost. While we mourn another amazing summer on our island, we figured we’d have a little awards ceremony for our beaches. So many are worthy!

The Gloucester Clam’s 2014 Beach Awards Winners Are:

Best beach for cutting your feet: Plum Cove

 

Best beach for picking up a used syringe: Half Moon

 

Best beach for the faint smell of raw sewage: Pavilion

 

Best beach for after hour man pick-ups: Annisquam Light

 

Best beach for watching a family of assholes surreptitiously leave their litter behind: Good Harbor

 

Best beach for occasional rancid whale parts: Long Beach

 

Best beach for seeing soiled diapers: Niles

 

Best beach for experiencing that rotten dead fish smell: Braces

 

Best beach for having someone expose themselves in public: Wingaersheek

Best beach for almost getting run over by some asshole on a speedboat on your way there: Ten Pound Island.

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