Clams to Mars

A seventh grader sent this to space

Try and answer this to your nine year old: “Dad, we’ve been to the moon, right?” he asks. “Yeah, back when I was a little kid,” I tell him. “So we’re going to Mars next, right?” How do I explain that we’re sort of not? We gave up doing big things, and I’m not sure […]

Clam the Vote: The Gas Tax

Greetings Clamlectorate! The user data streaming into our offices here at Clamedia Tower in the heart of the financial/salon district of Gloucester tells us you guys are asking how to vote. Furthermore, we know you’re thinking a satirical website featuring content like the video of Staff Photographer Stevens Brosnihan dressed as the Man at the […]


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